You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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