Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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