Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
she smelled like a LAN party
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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