What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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