Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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