is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize