It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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