have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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