my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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