He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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