it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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