Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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