fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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