let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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