i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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