Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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