We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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