I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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