i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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