She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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