apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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