It's like a parade of train wrecks.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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