Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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