she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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