I haven't been this sober since birth.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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