So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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