It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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