Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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