what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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