They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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