Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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