Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
soo... how was my night?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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