sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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