Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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