So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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