She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
