hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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