So drunk, too bad you don't want this
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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