yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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