if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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