why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I wish i was in the wii world.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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