I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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