At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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