Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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