butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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