Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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