you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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