so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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