Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I wish you could order shots online.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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