Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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