Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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