we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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