My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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