would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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