But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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