your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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